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	<description>A humor site from St. Augustine Record humor columnist Brian Thompson</description>
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		<title>A Dad Working on Emergency Reaction Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a brand new hotel in Chapel Hill, N.C., I realized something this summer: My family is woefully un-prepared should disaster strike.
In the wee hours of the night, as we slept on virgin pillows and virgin sheets, we were suddenly awoken by the most wretched of noises. It sounded as if a pterodactyl was throwing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feeling Old and Out of Touch: Thanks Mindset List</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You want to take a trip down memory lane, and feel really old at the same time? Here’s how you do it. Get on the Web and search out Beloit College’s Mindset List for the Class of 2014.
A small college that dates back to when Wisconsin was still a territory, Beloit puts together a fascinating [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Trying &#8230; I&#8217;m really Trying! &#8230; to Eat Healthier</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whoever thought eating healthy would be so dang hard? It’s enough to make you throw up your hands and scream, “Bring on the Pop-Tart sushi!”
(In case you were looking for signs of the end of civilization as we know it, I give you Pop-Tarts World — the nutritional apocalypse. It’s opening in Times Square and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Submariner for a Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As you stand atop the ballistic missile doors of a nuclear-powered submarine it suddenly occurs to you … I’M STANDING ATOP THE MISSILE DOORS OF A NUCLEAR-POWERED SUBMARINE!!!
And the shock is almost enough to send you jumping into the water. Well, if not for the patrol boat down there with the front and back 50-caliber [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nutshellcity.com/?p=548</link>
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		<title>A Man in Search of a Hobby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe I need a hobby.
I was thinking about this as I sat listening to my brother. He collects vintage motorcycles, restores them, loses sleep over them, caresses them lovingly like Kobe beef, says things like, “you sure have a pretty tail pipe,” and then spends most of his waking hours buying parts from far-off lands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Dad in Need of a Hug</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been told that a daughter needs a father’s affection. That it is essential — vital even — to growing up right and not bringing home guys who look like alien biker thugs with gum disease.
I never thought of myself as an entirely affectionate guy, but that all changed when I had a daughter. I became [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Moron Gene and Wrestling with Chimneys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Isn’t it time geneticists turn their attention to one of society’s greatest afflictions: Why men believe do-it-yourself construction projects will be easy.
It is one of the great issues of our time. Of all time. A stressor of marriages back to the earliest days of civilization. Historians have found evidence of an emperor telling his wife, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to the Glorious Road Trip</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ten days. More than 2,800 miles. Eleven states, not counting that wacky District of Columbia. Four overnight stops. Enough cheap coffee to stew a yak.
Only one (no kidding) fast food stop. A plate of southern stroganoff in Asheville with pork medallions, cilantro pesto and a heapin’ pile of goat cheese grits. (Heaven in a bowl.) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.nutshellcity.com/?p=531</link>
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		<title>Feeling World Cup Fever &#8230; Like Fizzy Pop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pumped. Jazzed. Fired-up. Can’t contain it. The excitement is literally oozing out of my pores. My PORES! People are looking at me funny. It feels like I have fizzy pop inside me.  Fizzy pop? I don’t even know what fizzy pop is!
I’m just so fired up that the World Cup has started. The World Cup! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dancing With the Devil &#8230; While Navigating Disneyworld</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?” It’s a question The Joker asks Batman right before he shoots him. A great movie line, and one I thought about while braving the unrelenting crowds that swarmed through the streets and rides of Disney World this Memorial Day weekend.
There are much wiser ways to [...]]]></description>
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