{"id":159,"date":"2007-12-14T17:39:14","date_gmt":"2007-12-14T21:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/?p=159"},"modified":"2008-06-26T22:55:02","modified_gmt":"2008-06-27T02:55:02","slug":"the-joy-of-christmas-toddler-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"The joy of Christmas, toddler-style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Boy is it easy to get into the Christmas spirit when you have kids. Shoot, I wouldn&#8217;t even mind wrapping a present or two, and normally I would choose dengue fever over such a chore.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s something magical in the air. Something wonderful and festive.<\/p>\n<p>Something like I haven&#8217;t experienced since, well, since I was a kid. Back then Christmas was always magical and exciting. It was pop-the-elastic-in-your-waist-band exciting, and everything about it was a thrill, from the Christmas music to the wall-to-wall decorations to the 98-degree weather we would get in Tampa.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m getting to experience it as an adult through the joy of my little 2-year-old daughter, who is suddenly old enough to take it all in and really appreciate the wonder.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Of course, like most children, she&#8217;s absolutely petrified of Santa Claus. Why is it that every kid who was ever born is terrified of Santa? My girl will walk up to a rabid bull with flames coming out of its nose and lightning shooting from its horns, but she won&#8217;t go near a jolly fat man dressed in red with a white beard.<\/p>\n<p>Now she&#8217;s even scared of mini Santa Clauses. In fact, the smaller they are \u2014 say a little doll that chuckles and says &#8220;ho-ho-ho&#8221; \u2014 the more likely she is to point her finger like scolding a dog and bark, &#8220;No!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s as if she&#8217;s offended, and even disappointed in us for letting an elf midget who probably wants to steal our computer into the house. Understood. No Santa Claus.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s into lights, though. Check that \u2014 she&#8217;s addicted to lights. The Christmas tree must be on as soon as she rises. She demands it, and tells the tree goodnight before bed, and gives it a good morning hug before she&#8217;ll even acknowledge me.<\/p>\n<p>Never was there a more wonderful face than that of a child with dazzled, glossed-over eyes from a lit Christmas tree. It&#8217;s a priceless smile, and I love to see it.<\/p>\n<p>Having a child means I get to be a kid all over again. Some of my fondest Christmas memories were of my father traipsing around Tampa, showing off the magic of the city&#8217;s gaudiest, tackiest, most over-the-top neighborhoods, all decked out in their lights and assorted ornamentation. Now I get to do it, and on a recent trip home, I couldn&#8217;t have been more thrilled than to drive about the neighborhoods listening to the &#8220;ooohs&#8221; and &#8220;wows&#8221; from the back seat.<\/p>\n<p>Lights! Is there anything more wonderful?<\/p>\n<p>Putting up our own on the house was fun. Nothing beats an approving, &#8220;Yay dada!&#8221; as they spring to life.<\/p>\n<p>Yay me!<\/p>\n<p>Singing is a different story. Never, NEVER, did I expect to be out of practice when it comes to Christmas music. But you realize how rusty you are while on a road trip as you find yourself trying to entertain a little girl who is considering busting out of her car seat and climbing onto the roof.<\/p>\n<p>How could I forget such classics like &#8220;Deck the Halls.&#8221; It should be burned into my brain from the 13 million times I sang it as a kid.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, my version went something like this: &#8220;Deck the halls with bowels of holly &#8230; fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la &#8230; &#8217;tis the season to be jolly &#8230; fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la &#8230; dawn me now my discount apparel &#8230; fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la &#8230; going to the mall is filled with peril &#8230; fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There must be eight things wrong with that.<\/p>\n<p>But no matter, it&#8217;s all part of the fun. All part of the joy. And it&#8217;s a joyous time of year with a 2-year-old. Just as long as the lights don&#8217;t burn out and we leave all the little Santa figures wrapped up snug in their boxes. Never trust a midget Santa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy is it easy to get into the Christmas spirit when you have kids. Shoot, I wouldn&#8217;t even mind wrapping a present or two, and normally I would choose dengue fever over such a chore. But there&#8217;s something magical in the air. Something wonderful and festive. Something like I haven&#8217;t experienced since, well, since I was a kid. Back then Christmas was always magical and exciting. It was pop-the-elastic-in-your-waist-band exciting, and everything about it was a thrill, from the Christmas music to the wall-to-wall decorations to the 98-degree weather we would get in Tampa. Now I&#8217;m getting to experience it as an adult through the joy of my little 2-year-old daughter, who is suddenly old enough to take it all in and really appreciate the wonder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-2-2-2","category-parenthoodandchildren"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nutshellcity.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}